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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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