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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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