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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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