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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Snort
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a turkey 🦃
a lion 🦁
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
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Dan
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