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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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