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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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