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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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