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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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