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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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