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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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