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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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