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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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