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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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