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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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