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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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