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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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