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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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