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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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