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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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