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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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