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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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