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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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