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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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