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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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