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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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