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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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