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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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