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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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