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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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