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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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