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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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