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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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