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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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