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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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