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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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