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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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