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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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