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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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