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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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