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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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