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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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