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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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