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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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