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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Kirk
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a wild boar 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a turkey 🦃
a rhinoceros 🦏
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