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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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