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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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