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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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