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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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