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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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