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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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