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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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