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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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