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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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