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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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