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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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