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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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