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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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