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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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