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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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