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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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