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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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