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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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