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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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