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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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