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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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