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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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